- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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