A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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