- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

I was watching Fox news.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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