Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Potassium? K.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Barack Obama.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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pull my finger (farts)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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