- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

why dont they make black forks

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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