- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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