- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

women's rights.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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