- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Jack Stevens

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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