You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What do you call an arab ?

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Anti Joke

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