A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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