- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

whats white and sticky? a white stick

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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