Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Error 37.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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wenis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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sky silverstein

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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