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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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