- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

12345678910111213141516171819whatcomesnext

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??