- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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