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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A cat playing laser tag.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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