Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What is white and black and red all over.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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