why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Obama = ebola

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Anti Joke

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