how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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