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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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