What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Gay rights.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Refridgerator.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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