- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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