- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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