What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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I literally died laughing

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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