Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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