- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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