- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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