- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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