- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why are they the "living" daylights?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

why did the black guy die? cancer

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is 9+10? 19

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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