Yo Momma is not fat.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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