- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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