- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Yellow People !!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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