Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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