- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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