- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

I used to know what alzheimers was

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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