What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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