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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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