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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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