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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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