How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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