- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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