- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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