- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like most people my age. im 27

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Neither have I

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

bangers and mash?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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