- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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