- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A lot eh?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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