Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Gay rights.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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