- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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