- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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