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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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