What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What's worse than this That :(

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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I enjoy Popcorn

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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