- Anti Joke

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A Chinese man fails a math test

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.