How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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