What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Boner

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Phew... it's gone.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Anti Joke

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