- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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