- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Oh, go away

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why do fat people commit suicide

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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