- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

So a horse walks into a barn.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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