You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your big dick.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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