What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What page are you on The gay page.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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