- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

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