What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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WNBA

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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