- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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