A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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pauls tuck

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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No soup for you!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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