Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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