- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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