- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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