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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Please ignore this statement.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

David Cameron

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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