- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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