what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Knock, knock. Come in.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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