what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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