Whats 1+1? The answer!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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