Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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