how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Obama

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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