- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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