What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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