- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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