- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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