How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Get on the boat.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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