why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

i committed murder

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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