Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Whats two plus two Four!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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