why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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