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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What's one plus one? two.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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