- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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