- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Refridgerator.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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