- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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