- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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