- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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