Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

scraggle is in you pillow case

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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