- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

all these jokes are horrible now

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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