- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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