What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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