Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

women's rights.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

I will create more jobs for americans

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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