- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

WILLY

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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