- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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