Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Roses are red, yup.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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