why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

who is gay wit mon james cornish

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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