- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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