- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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