Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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