Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Justin Bieber

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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