- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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