How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Anti Joke

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