- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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