You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Haha, I get it..

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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