- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What's one plus one? two.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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