- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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