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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

ure mama's so fat

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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