- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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