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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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