- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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