- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A pope meets another one

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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