- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

quantum physics?

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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