What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Anti Joke

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