- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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