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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

The New York Giants

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A penis walks into a bar..

What page are you on The gay page.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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