- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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