Communism hehe xd

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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