Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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