- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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