- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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