- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A penis walks into a bar..

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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