- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Go away still nothing to see

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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