- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

The Labour Party.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why do fat people commit suicide

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