- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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