yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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american idol

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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