What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Yes

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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