Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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