Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

I love pissing people off :P

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

poo

the economy.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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