- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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