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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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