- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A van drives into a car.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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