why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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i hate non minorities!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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