- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Your mother is so fat.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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