- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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