Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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