- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Robin get in the batmobile!

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Actually it was me Josh brown

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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