Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

We found a cure for cancer. Death

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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