- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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