- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do black people eat? Food.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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