A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why did? Yes

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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