- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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