- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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