Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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