- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I just threw up..In my pants.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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