- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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