old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

I have cancer. And you're next.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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