So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I like school Said no one ever.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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