- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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