Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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