- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

there once was a black man who played basketball

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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