- Anti Joke

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them