Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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like most people my age. im 27

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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