- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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