- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

I like school Said no one ever.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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