What is the difference?

Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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