Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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stinky boner

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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