Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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