- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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