Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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