- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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