i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Ready for something funny? nothing

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

i have yougurt mit traktor

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Michael Brown

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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