What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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