- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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