- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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