A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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tim has no humor

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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