- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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