- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

If life gives you lemonade.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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