- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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