Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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quantum physics?

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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