- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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