- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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