Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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