Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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