- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Obama = ebola

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