I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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