- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

women's rights

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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