- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

go F*** yourself

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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