Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Anti Joke

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