Jake. Walsh.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What do you call an arab ?

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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