whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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