why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops