- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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