What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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FUCK YOU

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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