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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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