Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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