why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A drunk guy walks into a car

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

You having friends.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

i dont fisish anythi

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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