- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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