- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Pain Olympics.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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