- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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