What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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