- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

I love alchohol!

Tilt your screen back .

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

25

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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