- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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