- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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