- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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