- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

i hate non minorities!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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